One day, a group of deviants approached Abdushakur, and began asking him about the time of the end of the world.
Abdushakur paused incredulously for a moment, wondering why these deviants were bothering him with an asinine question.
With a straight face, he responded, “The world ends twice.”
Bewildered, the deviants kept talking, demanding an explanation. They asked, “And how exactly can the world end twice‽ Tell us, you stupid Wahhabi!”
Abdushakur, holding back from throwing hands, answered, “The first end of the world is when my wife dies. That’s going to be a terribly sad day for me.”
The deviants listened with confusion, wondering about the second end of the world. Abdushakur continued, “The second end of the world is when I die. That’s when my world ends, thassit!”
The deviants mulled over his response, realizing he was being a smart-ass, right before Abdushakur yelled, “now get the hell outta here…asking me stupid questions!”